I wonder

A few observations: 

GROOMING

I have noticed, as the miniscule amount of hair with which I checked into Club Sunnyside, begins to jump ship, the white hairs seem to be the first to go. This is mainly true where my beard is concerned. Day by day, my beard gets a tiny bit darker, as the white hairs disappear and leave their darker pals behind. Now, I ask you, if the goal was to make my beard darker, wouldn't it have been easier to just get a bottle of "For Men Only" hair coloring?  

EATING

Although two nurses have told me, when they learned my age, that they thought I was in my fifties, I have taken to eating prunes to "encourage" my digestive system. I love prunes, but I have tended to avoid them, because I told myself, "It would be easy to overindulge; they're so tasty." In addition, there is that old stigma (which, by the way, I assume is what has caused the Prune Foundation of America, or whoever's in charge of such things, to rebrand them as "Dried Plums") that prunes are only eaten by old people who need their digestive systems "encouraged." So, my question is this: does eating prunes make me old, or am I using my current health issues to give myself permission to indulge in a guilty pleasure? 

WORKING

If "A" can do a job in four hours, and "B" can do the same job in two hours, how long would it take to do the job, if people were doing it?

 

A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones. (Proverbs17:22)


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  1. gardengirlJuly 25, 2021 at 10:45 AM

    So glad you have a merry heart, Tom. Club Waugh is on the horizon-- YES!
    Love, Kim

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